[Teacher Ap] Derick-James, Roberts

[Derick-James Roberts]

OH ME, OH MY IT'S:
Derick-James Roberts

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Lawful-Good,, 34, Former Hufflepuff

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In the town where I was born, Lived a man, who sailed the seas.

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HELLO THERE, VERY NICE TO MEET YOU! COULD YOU TELL ME YOUR
NAME AND IT'S MEANING, IF AT ALL POSSIBLE? THEN I WOULDN'T AT ALL MIND KNOWING YOUR BLOOD STATUS, BIRTHDAY AND AGE. CHEERS!
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"Oh gosh, well to begin, my full name is Derick-James William Craig Roberts, the second. But, thats quite a handful so you can call me Derick, or Derick-James. I was named after every non wizarding person on my mothers side of the family, and her fathers name was Derick-James, so, thats why I'm the second. I'm a half-blooded wizard of 34 years come the 5th of April. I'm pasty white due to all my family being born here in London. So, thats that question answered isn't it?"


DUDE, THATS INTERESTING - WHAT HOUSE WERE YOU IN? OR WHAT HOUSE ARE YOU IN? AND MY OH MY YOUR WAND - WHAT IS IT MADE OUT OF?
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"Hahaha, I'm a former Hufflepuff, I guess I was always the BUTT of all jokes. Hahahahaha. Ah.. I make myself giggle. My wand is a twelve inch, exactly. Willow, Dragon heart-string, For some reason I think the wand that chose me is a little confused. I always thought I was more of a Unicorn hair person.. "


AWESOME, WELL ANYWAYS...SO LET'S SAY YOUR STANDING IN FRONT OF AN DEMENTOR WHAT PATRONUS DO YOU PERFORM?
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"Well, Mines a donkey, told you I'm the Ass of all jokes. At least to dementors anyway! Hah!. "


THAT IS ENTERTAINING, HAVE YOU LEARNED HOW TO PERFORM AN ANIMAGUS?
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"Yes I have, Imagine the fattest, laziest and fluffiest shaggy brown cat you have ever seen. Got it? Now double the weight and thats me, easy to tell so if I do say so myself. I don't often transform though as I feel lazier than normal. And stubbier legs than I already have are problematic."


OKAY, RIGHT - THERE'S A WAR GOING ON WHO ARE YOU SIDING WITH ?[DARK FORCE PLOT- SEE MAIN PLOT THREAD FOR DETAILS]
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"Well, I guess as a teacher, I should protect the students, I'd wonder if I could keep them smiling during the harsh times. I mean, I can be quite funny. Want to see my Mr Bean impersonation?"


RIIIIGHT SO UHM WHATS YOUR SEXUALITY AND ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN? WHATS COOKING IN THE LOVE NEST?
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"Embarrassing this, slightly personal. My wife died a few weeks into our marriage. Cancer, terrible thing. Not really looking per-say for a new one just yet. Lets wait till Christmas before anything gets started again. I'm straight, But I don't have anything against homosexuals, some of them are quite pleasant.

Oh! I also have No children."


ALRIGHT SO NOW WE'RE CLOSE AND EVERYTHING IS OUT IN THE OPEN I'M GOING TO HAVE A LOOK AT YOUR PERSONALITY. WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME YOUR FEARS, LOVES, HATES ETC.

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"fears? Please don't laugh, But I'm terrified of rabbits. Something about their scrunchy nose that frightens me. I guess Monty python was right. Evilest, meanest monster ever. Their tiny teeth being all tfft tfft tfft like. Creepy isn't it?. Off that subject-
I love my work as a mythical-zoologist, I study dragons, mostly in Ireland as my mother frets too much if I leave the country for too long. Such a worrisome lady... I like to make people smile, helps mask the pain of my dull and boring life now that I'm so depressed and all *light hearted chuckle*. Ah...
On a more serious note, I'm not actually sure If I could find love again, I mean, I tried to stay out of muggles way's as much as possible when I found out I was a wizard, And well. She came into my life and changed everything. Fantastic woman. But she died not too long ago of Cancer, even us Wizards can't cure cancer.


WOW, YOU ARE INTERESTING MAN. NOW TALK ABOUT A TOPIC THAT IS CLOSE TO YOU IN SOME DETAIL.
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"I don't really know what to say,I love magical creatures, Unicorns and dragons the most. Did you know most unicorns these days have horrible hove problems, and that we should probably incorporate the muggle technique to seal the hooves...Saves them pain. I also like candle light, its relaxing. Especially those scented candles you find in muggle shops.
Asides from that fact; that I am looking forward to hearing from you for the position of Care of magical creatures teacher. Just please, No bunnies.

SO, WHAT ABOUT FAMILY? WHERE DO YOU COME FROM? WHAT IS YOUR HISTORY AND DO YOU HAVE BROTHERS, SISTERS, AUNTS AND UNCLES?
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"Well, I'm originally born in Sussex, But my parents soon moved to London when I was 2, I was the youngest you see from a big wizarding family. I think the big family was to make up for the fact that my fathers side of the family disowned him. you know, marrying a muggle and all. His name is Lucius the second, Related to the Malfoy family, Old family that... He married my mother when he was young and dumb. Can't blame him though, if you'd seen the pictures of my mother when she was my age.. I think you'd understand. I have a few siblings and they are as follows 37; Jack, he's an Aurora, 36, Marilane she is a scribe of some sort, not sure what for though. Then there my two twin older sisters Mary and Lucy, they became beaters for the British team. I have my other brother who I think is 34 now, his name is Lenard, Squib, poor man.
Then there is me and my younger sister, Jane, She is named after my mother.
Sadly I don't know anything about my dads side of the family, no real interest in it. But I hear they were all Slytherins. But yes, I grew up in London and was soon found of my magical abilities when i was young, handed down robes when I was nine for hogwarts and was the second Hufflepuffian in the family. I took a interest in care of Magical creatures and transfiguration. I did well in both and soon got a scholarship with an Albanian dragon group, I took their offer and studied with them for.. 8...9 years? moved back to London soon after and ran a pet shop, didn't go too well; Apparently toads went out of fashion 300 years ago. Who knew?.
The business started to fall after my wife died last year, Kind of sad really. But I'm finally out of that mind-set of depression. No kids thank gosh. I moved to Hogsmead after she passed, she always loved the wizarding candies. Yes, she is a muggle.
And I guess, Now I'm here, looking for a job, one where I can mentor others on how fantastic magical creatures are."


I THINK THATS EVERYTHING, IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT TO SAY BEFORE I GO?
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"Sayonara compa... erm, well, Not really sure how that is said. But I shall see you later. I wonder if your staff room has espresso.."

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