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Post by Jacob Titus on Apr 29, 2011 14:02:12 GMT -6
Before I begin, let me just say that these are rules JT follows and thinks other men should as well. Now not every man will agree, nor are they capable of following them, ah well.
Also, ladies will agree with some, and hate some others, but that's part of being a man! JT, take it away!
Rule #1: Every man must decide for himself what rule #1 is for his own self.
Rule #2: Don’t be a sucker.
Rule #3: Be a giver first, taker second. Or if she really wants to give it, skip to rule 4.
Rule #4: Let your woman do her thing! Don’t be so eager to show off when she’s in rhythm with you.
Rule #5: Never… ever… think that she’s the last woman on the planet, but when she’s with you, feel free to let her think that she is.
Rule #6: Please your woman… or someone else will, probably me.
Rule #7: If she can predict what you’ll do next… learn something new.
Rule #8: As long as you’re in the mood, I’m here for you. (Aimed at women, naturally)
Rule #9: Control your breathing when in the company of a woman, or she’ll control you.
Rule #10: Build the other talented men up, a team is better than a one man show against an army.
Rule #11: Be unforgettable, or she will forget you.
Rule #12: One man’s success can be contagious, so don’t mess him up while he’s rolling!
Rule #13: She probably wants it just as bad as you do. If not, that’s because she wants me and not you. Sorry about your luck! 13 isn’t exactly a lucky number huh?
Rule #14: Sharing is caring!
Rule #15: If she doesn’t want strings attached, please don’t ask why. Accept your good fortune and move on.
Rule #16: Stamina… her appetite is bigger than yours, so get in shape.
Rule #17: Get greedy and become the needy. (You can’t have it all!)
Rule #18: Understand that you’re not the only one with motives, win-wins make the world go round.
Rule #19: Nice guys finish last… and at best, with just one woman. Have fun with that.
Rule #20: Don’t make promises in the heat of the moment. None of us think clearly when we’re about to get it, so don’t open your mouth any more than you have to.
Bonus nuggets of wisdom:
If it’s possible, they already made porn of it. (Credit to Liam!)
Hump and dump! (Credit to Mav)
Don’t rush women, they eventually come through. (Credit to El/Paige)
Relationship + Dry Spell = JT appointment (Credit to Bella/Mikayla/Sarina/Starla)
Two people who love sex should just have it. (Credit to Kayla)
Men can overlook anything when they’re getting theirs. (Credit to Syl)
Use it once, if it gets to clingy, lose it at once! (Credit to El!)
JT: Feel free to comment, steal them, or ask questions. I'm always up for helping the world.
Also, ladies will agree with some, and hate some others, but that's part of being a man! JT, take it away!
Rule #1: Every man must decide for himself what rule #1 is for his own self.
Rule #2: Don’t be a sucker.
Rule #3: Be a giver first, taker second. Or if she really wants to give it, skip to rule 4.
Rule #4: Let your woman do her thing! Don’t be so eager to show off when she’s in rhythm with you.
Rule #5: Never… ever… think that she’s the last woman on the planet, but when she’s with you, feel free to let her think that she is.
Rule #6: Please your woman… or someone else will, probably me.
Rule #7: If she can predict what you’ll do next… learn something new.
Rule #8: As long as you’re in the mood, I’m here for you. (Aimed at women, naturally)
Rule #9: Control your breathing when in the company of a woman, or she’ll control you.
Rule #10: Build the other talented men up, a team is better than a one man show against an army.
Rule #11: Be unforgettable, or she will forget you.
Rule #12: One man’s success can be contagious, so don’t mess him up while he’s rolling!
Rule #13: She probably wants it just as bad as you do. If not, that’s because she wants me and not you. Sorry about your luck! 13 isn’t exactly a lucky number huh?
Rule #14: Sharing is caring!
Rule #15: If she doesn’t want strings attached, please don’t ask why. Accept your good fortune and move on.
Rule #16: Stamina… her appetite is bigger than yours, so get in shape.
Rule #17: Get greedy and become the needy. (You can’t have it all!)
Rule #18: Understand that you’re not the only one with motives, win-wins make the world go round.
Rule #19: Nice guys finish last… and at best, with just one woman. Have fun with that.
Rule #20: Don’t make promises in the heat of the moment. None of us think clearly when we’re about to get it, so don’t open your mouth any more than you have to.
Bonus nuggets of wisdom:
If it’s possible, they already made porn of it. (Credit to Liam!)
Hump and dump! (Credit to Mav)
Don’t rush women, they eventually come through. (Credit to El/Paige)
Relationship + Dry Spell = JT appointment (Credit to Bella/Mikayla/Sarina/Starla)
Two people who love sex should just have it. (Credit to Kayla)
Men can overlook anything when they’re getting theirs. (Credit to Syl)
Use it once, if it gets to clingy, lose it at once! (Credit to El!)
JT: Feel free to comment, steal them, or ask questions. I'm always up for helping the world.
