Witch Weekly

[Madeline Athol]

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[white]This month’s Witch Weekly is very scandalous! We have our own “Secret Lovers” hiding around this big castle they call Hogwarts. If you didn’t know, which I doubt anyone knows, the two hide-away love affair is none other than Liam Drakos, the Mythology Professor and Atreyu Puget, a 6th year Gryffindor. Puget… is that not a type of dog? Sounds like it and this girl is acting like a dog trying to get to Professor Drakos who is twenty-five and Miss Dog only sixteen… doesn’t that make this little affair illegal? Such convicts now.

I dropped in on these two and right away, hearing Professor Drakos encouraging this student to take a peek at the Ravenclaw boys, saying, “Spying on Ravenclaw boys? Since I am a teacher, I could write you a pass to enter or you could sneak out.” Now, what kind of professor in their right mind would let the students go and spy on boys? Where is the Headmaster in all of this mess? Especially the Head Girl? Is she off sexting to her boyfriend… or shall I say boyfriends? That’s another issue entirely! Anyways, back on a more important matters…

Professor Drakos did let go of some juicy gossip! We have found out that he was the one that blew up the Potions lab because he hated the class with such distaste! Then Miss Dog came out with that she had been making illegal potions! Now, we may see this girl dipping down into the Dark Arts? All I say is the Ministry better keep their eyes on this one. She has also confessed that she had been late for classes doing other things… well we all know now! Making illegal potions, and maybe even stealing from the potions supplies. Boys and girls, do not leave your goblets unattended at lunch, she will poison you!

But what put the icing on the cake, Professor Drakos thought it would be cute for this naïve to put pity on him. His parents had died in a lake, they drowned to death. Yes, I do feel bad for this poor lad, but then he started to cry his eyes out like a baby! Suck it up! You are twenty-five! Not twelve! Miss Dog moving closer, she hugged him while Professor Drakos put his head on her shoulder. Once they moved apart, Miss Dog looked like she was crestfallen, then she kissed him!! Yes, Miss Dog kissed the professor! You would think that the Mythology Professor would back off… but oh no, he kept it going. I thought this would be my queue to leave… I really don’t want therapy for the rest of my life to find out what was going to happen next.

Thank you, tune in next months edition of Witch Weekly!

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